Menus

The menu for The Return of Chaos features the following (subject to change):

Appetizer

Polenta cake duo — one with sun-dried tomato and roasted chile, the other with saffron and Parmesan

Salad

Savory butter, edamame, white kidney, red and black bean superfood salad with a white balsamic Dijon vinaigrette

Green Salad

Classic iceberg lettuce wedge topped with house
made creamy smoked blue cheese dressing, red
onion, toasted almonds, and crispy pancetta

Entrées

Braised Short Rib

Wild mushroom and rosemary braised short rib topped with a caramelized onion maple-bacon relish, served with Parmesan mashed potatoes and summer vegetables sauteed in a citrus-pepper butter

Wild Salmon

Wild Klamath River King Salmon topped with a puree of Gruyere and purple cauliflower, served with roasted fennel-thyme rice pilaf, and green beans almandine

Vegetarian Quiche

Broccolini, dill Havarti, and sun dried tomato quiche served with an arugula-pea vine salad dressed in a light fresh herb and local wildflower honey vinaigrette

Dessert

The “Villains Cake Bomb” is a white velvet
cake with white chocolate mousse filling and
dipped in villainous blue chocolate

Celebrating a birthday or other special occasion? Call the box office to pre-order a beautiful cake that will be delivered to your table!

Optional Entrées

Filet Mignon $6

Sub out your protein for a 7 oz Double R Ranch filet with demi-glace, served with Parmesan mashed potatoes and summer vegetables sauteed in a citrus-pepper butter

Blackened Salmon Caesar Salad $7 / Full add-on $15

Wild Alaskan Salmon blackened with house spices, served on a bed of whole leaf romaine lettuce, tossed with an eggless Caesar dressing and topped with brioche croutons

Atlantic Lobster Tail $26

6-7oz tail oven-baked with garlic butter

Filet and Lobster $32

7oz Double R Ranch filet and lobster tail

Have it all!! $38

Add a 6-7oz lobster tail and 7oz Double R Ranch filet mignon to any entrée selection on the dinner menu

Optional Menu Enhancements

Essential Bakery Bread Basket $4.50

Warm Columbia and Rosemary breads served with a butter trio

Antipasti Plate $12

Pink salt crostini, sliced Genoa and Soppressata salami, smoked Gouda, Dill Havarti, Kalamata olives, pickled sparagus and green beans, and hearts of palm

Calamari Fries $5

Seasoned cornmeal and buttermilk fried calamari served with a spicy roasted tomato and horseradish coulis

Rosemary-Parmesan Fries $4

Lattice cut french fries served with zesty ketchup

Artisan Crackers and Garlic Hummus $5

Homemade hummus with multi-seed flatbread

Additional Information

  • Menu and beverage selections are subject to change without notice.
  • Each course is served at your table and service is completely intertwined with the show.
  • A full selection of cocktails, fine wine, domestic and imported beer, champagne, cognac, and after-dinner drinks is available in the lounge and at your table. The Lounge is open one hour before show time.
  • If you have a special bottle of wine you would like to bring with you to the show and it is not on our wine list, you are welcome to do so, limited to four 750 ml bottles or two magnums per party. There is a $20 per 750ml bottle and $40 per magnum corkage fee.
  • Your ticket purchase includes dinner and the show—gratuity and beverages are not included in the ticket price. There is a $6 per person base gratuity charged on the night of the show.
  • For parties of 6 or more, beverage purchases will be presented on one check with 18% gratuities included.

The matinée menu for The Return of Chaos features the following (subject to change):

Appetizer

Polenta cake duo — one with sun-dried tomato and roasted chile, the other with saffron and Parmesan

Salad

Classic iceberg lettuce wedge topped with house
made creamy smoked blue cheese dressing, red
onion, toasted almonds, and crispy pancetta

Entrées

Braised Short Rib

Wild mushroom and rosemary braised short rib topped with a caramelized onion maple-bacon relish, served with Parmesan mashed potatoes and summer vegetables sauteed in a citrus-pepper butter

Wild Salmon

Wild Klamath River King Salmon topped with a puree of Gruyere and purple cauliflower, served with roasted fennel-thyme rice pilaf, and green beans almandine

Vegetarian Quiche

Broccolini, dill Havarti, and sun dried tomato quiche served with an arugula-pea vine salad dressed in a light fresh herb and local wildflower honey vinaigrette

Dessert

The “Villains Cake Bomb” is a white velvet
cake with white chocolate mousse filling and
dipped in villainous blue chocolate

Optional Menu Enhancements

Blackened Salmon Caesar Salad $7 / Full add-on $15

Wild Alaskan Salmon blackened with house spices, served on a bed of whole leaf romaine lettuce, tossed with an eggless Caesar dressing and topped with brioche croutons

Essential Bakery Bread Basket $4.50

Warm Columbia and Rosemary breads served with a butter trio

Calamari Fries $5

Seasoned cornmeal and buttermilk fried calamari served with a spicy roasted tomato and horseradish coulis

Rosemary & Parmesan Fries $4

Lattice cut french fries served with zesty ketchup

Artisan Crackers and Garlic Hummus $5

Homemade hummus with multi-seed flatbread

Additional Information

  • Menu and beverage selections are subject to change without notice.
  • Each course is served at your table and service is completely intertwined with the show.
  • A full selection of cocktails, fine wine, domestic and imported beer, champagne, cognac and after-dinner drinks is available in the lounge and at your table. The Lounge is open one hour before show time.
  • If you have a special bottle of wine you would like to bring with you to the show and it is not on our wine list, you are welcome to do so, limited to four 750 ml bottles or two magnums per party. There is a $20 per 750ml bottle and $40 per magnum corkage fee.
  • Your ticket purchase includes dinner and the show—gratuity and beverages are not included in the ticket price. There is a $6 per person base gratuity charged on the night of the show.
  • For parties of 6 or more, beverage purchases will be presented on one check with 18% gratuities included.

With each show, Teatro ZinZanni sommeliers carefully choose the best wines to complement your meal. Teatro ZinZanni’s Wine Flights, detailed below, are a fantastic way to sample our Sommelier’s selections.  2.5 OUNCE TASTING PORTIONS, $38.

View our full wine list.

 Wine Flight

Appetizer

Schramsberg Blanc de Noirs Brut

Sonoma, CA 2012

Salad

Efeste ‘Evergreen’ Riesling

Columbia Valley, WA 2012

Green Salad

Owen Roe ‘Ex Umbris’ Syrah

Columbia Valley, WA 2012

Meat Entree

Delille Cellars ‘D2’

Red Blend, Columbia Valley, WA 2012

Seafood Entree

Jackson Estate 'Outland Ridge' Pinot Noir

Anderson Valley, CA 2012

Vegetarian Entree

Two Vintners Grenache Blanc

Yakima Valley, WA 2014

Dessert

Argyle Artisan Series Brut Rosé

Willamette Valley, OR 2011

The Return of Chaos Specialty Cocktails

Sparkle Danger

Habañero infused St. Germain Elderflower
Liqueur, Aperol Aperitif, orange juice, Prosecco

Watermelon Warrior

El Jimador Blanco Tequila, muddled watermelon & sage, agave nectar, lime juice, cayenne pepper/salted rim

The Guardian

Lavender & lemon infused Uncle Val’s Gin, R&W Creme de Violette Liqueur, lemon juice, Prosecco

Gloom & Doom

Mint infused Woodford Reserve Bourbon, Carpano Antica Formula, Fee Brother’s Lemon Bitters

Pain Killer

Sailor Jerry’s Rum, Small Hands pineapple gum syrup, coconut crème, orange juice, fresh nutmeg

Superhero Sangria

House made white wine Sangria, with hibiscus infused Pearl Vodka, raspberries, blueberries, sparkling rosé

Menu Add-Ons 

If you want to add some additional zest to your evening or surprise that special someone, a number of dining enhancements can be added to your experience. From a scrumptious filet and lobster dinner to bottles of bubbly, just tell your server at the top of the night or call our Box Office at (206) 802-0015 to order any of the items below.

 

Celebratory Cakes

Celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or other special occasion? Let’s make it extra special with a gourmet cake. Choose your favorite flavor and call the box office to order, and we’ll deliver it to your table the night of the show. Please order at least 48 hours prior to show time.

White Chocolate Mousse Cake

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Flavors

Chocolate Mousse Cake

White Chocolate Mousse Cake

Tuxedo Cake

Carrot Cake

Red Velvet Cake

German Chocolate Cake

Lemon Velvet Cake

Note: Sizes vary, can feed from 2 to 85 people. Cakes must be ordered 48 hours in advance, please note there is a 4 cupcake minimum on orders. For full sizing and pricing information, click here.

Wines by the Bottle

Rive Della Chiesa Prosecco
Treviso, Italy NV $38

Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label Champagne,
France NV $86

Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc
Marlborough, New Zealand 2014 $33

MerSoleil Reserve Chardonnay
Monterey, CA 2013 $58

Disenio Malbec Mendoza
Argentina 2012 $30

Efeste Final­Final  Cabernet Sauvignon/Syrah
Columbia Valley, WA 2011 $60

For the full wine list, download the wine list here.

Additional Information:

9.6% sales tax and 18% gratuity will be added to the cost of each pre-order item.